Inspired by nka's post...
Kirkepiscatoid's top 10 reasons why HBO somehow managed to miss airing Bishop Gene Robinson's opening prayer for the Inaugural festivities:
10. Fred Phelps cut the cable.
9. Wasn't sung to the tune of "YMCA."
8. Bishop Gene wore a tasteful purple shirt instead of leather outfit with butt cheeks showing.
7. Could not finalize contract negotiations with former bishops of Pittsburgh and San Joaquin for play-by-play, halftime, and post-prayer commentary.
6. SAG rules say any non-union gays have to appear with Ellen DeGeneres or Rosie O'Donnell.
5. After reading Susan Russell's Facebook page, HBO found out the "Episcopalian Gay Agenda" on weekends consists of doing laundry and preaching, which won't boost the Neilsens.
4. They thought C-Span would pick it up.
3. He just stood there and prayed; no mincing or swishing.
2. Fox News and Bill O'Reilly came through with the "hush money" in the nick of time.
And the #1 reason...
1. Dick Cheney's daughter was on the dais and they could not figure a camera angle that didn't show her.
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11 comments:
So far, reading this post has been the best part of the inauguration for me. Very well done.
Good one!
Thanks! Love it.
My favorite:
3. He just stood there and prayed; no mincing or swishing.
Excellent, Kirke.
Total hoot, Kirk!
Brilliant, as usual Kirke.
Thanks to all. Ah, if only I were clever enough to have my material stolen by Jay Leno....
Fabulous, Kirke. Thank you.
Oh, my GOD! I'm about to fall of the couch. I'm jiggling from the giggling!
OFF the couch. Laughing too much to hit all of the keys.
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