I have to admit this one wasn't a bad bit of holiday kitsch, either. You can choose between the Archbishop of Canturbury or the Archbishop of York. I'm wondering if some of these will be available in the "Schismatic set"...but they might have to charge more for the former Bishop of San Joaquin because of the added material cost...
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What, they are offered in 1/2 sizes? Cool. Let´s see do some of the ¨schismatic¨ ensembles come in with detachable extra tall mitres to swap? Does the Ikerliker come with a pull chord that makes it growl and slur? How about the Minns and the Venables? ¨Wrong¨ English Accents with fools gold tucked away at the hip? Of course their would be the Orombi-Akinola PAIR, they would be puffed up and filled with HOT AIR!
Duncan Pitts little grin goes up or down with the adjustable corners of his mouth and everchanging glory story.
Wonderful! I think the Duncan Pitts one comes with a little vaccination against girl cooties, particulary PB girl cooties. As for the O-A matching set, you would constantly having to blow more hot air in since a lot of hot air leaks out...the talking ones say things like "abomination" and "sodomy". Isn't it interesting that the word "sodomy" has come in vogue with them? I think they like saying it because it is one of those "titillating clean words." Kind of like the election four years ago when Cheney's daughter came up and the TV talking heads tried to see how many times they could say the word "lesbian" in a single sentence...
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