I admit to being a huge fan of the annual "12 days of Kitschmas" at Ship of Fools. I think the winner of the twelve this year is this lovely "Jesus Saves" piggy bank.
Of course, I can't get that old joke out of my head..."Jesus saves...but Moses invests!"
So, let's see...what else can I come up with along those lines:
"Jesus saves...but Kirksville recycles."
"Jesus saves...but McMain's Friday night consignment auction re-sells."
"Jesus saves...but I hoard."
"Jesus saves...but his interest rate isn't as good as Alliant Bank of Kirksville."
"Jesus saves...See? He takes good care of your tithe!
Any other bright ones to add to this meme?
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3 comments:
I'm not feeling terribly clever. All I could come up was a baseball one:
Jesus saves; he's God's closer.
Loyal Cardinal fan that I am, I can play off of that one!
"Jesus saves, but John the Baptist set him up for the save in middle relief."
My husband says, "Jesus saves...at First National Bank."
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