Kirkepiscatoid

My friends J.&J. (are you getting the idea I have a lot of friends/relatives whose names start with J? It's true! It's true!) own property in the Bahamas and live down there about 8 months of the year anymore. She-J is also a member at Trinity. She attends an Anglican church in Freeport when she's down in the Bahamas and is good buddies with Canon B. in Freeport.

She sent me a hilarious bit from her church bulletin that was not really meant to be hilarious, but I will say...only in the Bahamas would this have to be listed on the church bulletin...here 'tis...

A Table of Kindred and Affinity

Wherein whosoever are related are forbidden by the Church of England to marry together.

A man may not marry his:

Mother
Daughter
Father's mother
Mother's mother
Son's daughter
Daughter's daughter
Sister
Father's daughter
Mother's daughter
Wife's mother
Wife's daughter
Father's wife
Son's wife
Father's Father's wife
Mother's Father's wife
Wife's Father's mother
Wife's Mother's mother
Wife's Son's daughter
Daughter
Son's Son's wife
Daughter's Son's wife
Father's sister
Mother's sister
Brother's daughter
Sister's daughter

A woman may not marry her:

Father
Son
Father's father
Mother's father
Son's son
Daughter's son
Brother
Father's son
Mother's son
Husband's father
Husband's son
Mother's husband
Daughter's husband
Father's Mother's husband
Mother's Mother's husband
Husband's Father's father
Husband's Mother's father
Husband's Mother's husband
Husband's Son's son
Husband's Daughter's son
Son's Daughter's husband
Daughter's Daughter's husband
Father's brother
Mother's brother
Brother's son
Sister's son

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But you know, what really stuck out for me was I sure did not see the word "cousin" on there anywhere, heh heh...