Kirkepiscatoid

Hola, Señorita Chompita Wiggletail of Padre Mickey fame. I want to show you sumtin' neat you could do if you ever get to Missouri. I haf a swimmin' pool you could use here. Ok, so it not a real swimmin' pool. It a dish for piggies fum Farm n' Home. But itz rubber and very nice. Kirk likes dem for dog water dishes cuz dey are rubbery and you can stomp on them in the winter when da water freezes.

You said your baño is in da park. Mine is allllll out here in da country. Well, today, me n' Boomie went for a long walk down da dirt road with Kirk and our friend Sue and our cousin Shadow. I was awl hot at da end of da walk. I is pretty furry, you see. So I got in my pool to cool off after my walk. Kirk n' Sue laff at me but I don' care. Boomie wuz jelus cuz he too big to make a pool out of a piggie food dish.

Anyway, my sweet Chompita, if you come here, I will share my pool wif u. Just soze you know in advance.

Yore boyfren',
Little Eddie