I got this one in my inbox today from my friend A. and had to laugh...partially b/c having known M. all these years has given me quite a command of English for a NE Missourian, and partially b/c it makes me realize just how much Yiddish permeates American English!
There may be those among you who support including Spanish as our national language. I for one am dead set against it! We should preserve the sanctity of the English language.
To all the schlemiels, schlemazels, nebbishes, nudniks, klutzes, putzes, schlubs, shmoes, shmucks, nogoodniks, and mamzers that are lurking out there in the crowd, I just want to say that I, for one, get sentimental when I think about English and its place in our society.
To tell the truth, it makes me so farklempt, I'm fit to plotz. This whole schmeer gets me broyges. When I hear these mavens and luftmenschen kvetching about our national language. What chutzpah! These shmegeges can tout their shlock about the cultural and linguistic diversity of our country and of English itself, but I, for one, am not buying their shtick. It's all so much dreck, as far as I'm concerned.
I exhort you all to be menshen about this and stand up to their fardrayte arguments and meshugganah, farshtunkene assertions. It wouldn't be kosher to do anything else.
Remember, when all is said and done, we have English and they've got bubkes! The whole mynseh is a pain in the tuchas!
7 comments:
Oy ve.
You are killing me here!
I love it!!
Being a Yiddisha broad, I love it. I'm howeleena. FranIAm sent me to you, doll. Great post.
Welcome Katie! Yeah, my Yiddish is not bad for a shiksa!
Oh this is so funny. I wondered how far down they would get before meshugganah made it in! I as not disappointed. I'm here from Padre's place, I think. That was where I read the comment about your palin name? Something to do with Loins that sent Paul over the top.
Yeah, but it just made Paul hot for Todd. You'll have to go to the link for the Palin Baby Name Generator over at Padre's and see what you end up as...
Drown Wing Palin
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